Er, has anyone out there ever been this happy when they discover a parking ticket on their car?

Alex Curran-Gerrard is busting some serious smiles as she collects her parking fine from the money-grabbing money-grabbers who don’t understand a woman’s need to park the Range up on the kerb/in a handicapped zone/hospital entrance/on a pigeon when they need to hit the new Kate Moss collection at TopShop. It’s urgent, damn it.
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Random: to the well-wishers, hacker-haters and dedicated snarkers, thank you for all your messages! It’s been a bizarre 48 hours but never fear, we’ll be back in a champagne bath by the end of the week. Bear with us.