The Dress Down: Frank and Elen

Frank Lampard and his fiancee Elen Rives were in dress down mode for the White Room charity event in London last week.

Sure, we’ve all had those days where we can’t be arsed to get dolled up but have agreed to make an appearance somewhere, but would it have killed Elen to throw on a pair of jeans that didn’t look like she’d been polishing muddy pigs trotters across her thighs all afternoon?

Worse than the demin decision is the ciggie Elen is strolling with. The worst accessory to any outfit. We no likey; smokers, please do not defend.

We do likey the looks of Frank in these pics - the dress down clearly works on his part and he is looking hella sexy. Do not spam us Lamps rat-callers, we are only stating the facts as we seem them in these particular photos.